Friday, November 21, 2008

Gummi Bears

Gummi Bears are the best candy. Not only do they taste good but you can play with them before you eat them. Usually my Gummi Bears end up in sexual positions or being tortured. That may be a commentary on my character, but I just refer to it as "entertainment."

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Thing

Today I watched "The Thing" for the very first time. It was pretty much a bad ass movie about an alien infesting a science station in Antarctica. But the best part wasn't the alien. It was being in the presence of Kurt Russell's beard. It was a full on man beard. I am envious. This beard scores a 8 on the Richter Scale. If men were judged by their beards, Kurt Russell would be Hercules. In the history of the world, there has been no manlier beard, except maybe Moses or Darwin. I never really follow the rules of no-shave November or "Novembeard" but maybe next year I will in honor of Kurt Russell.

Admire it...

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Colts

If you are a Colts fan you know that today's win was big. We are now in position to grab one of the two wild card positions left and have beaten Pittsburgh, New England, and Baltimore...all playoff teams. It the Colts can win 5 of their last 6 games, which should not be that hard considering those teams are San Diego (4-5), Detroit (0-10), Cleveland (3-6), Cincinnati (1-8), Jacksonville (4-6), and then a season finale against the Titans, who probably won't play their starters. Also working in our favor is that we are finally getting healthy and in-sync. I think this could be a Super Bowl Season after all. But if the Colts don't make it to the Super Bowl...GO GIANTS!

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Why blogging is hard.

Today in class McArdle came out of nowhere and said, "That's it. I'm done. You all can leave." I was disturbed by his outburst and it has caused me great distress throughout the day. Why did he do it? Is this a test? Is this a head game? Am I thinking about it to much? I came to the conclusion that it was an Irish temper flare. I know what many of you are thinking. An Irish temper flare where booze wasn't involved! Crazy! You may think so, but it's entirely plausible. It's also plausible that the endless bunny trails caused him to go into a greater depression within himself. Or he could just be mad that we aren't blogging enough. I know I'm not. So I have prepared a 5 point reasoning on why I do not blog more often in order to provide peace to this situation. I will also provide solutions.

REASONING
--Politics
--I live among the generation of Internet users who's attention spans are limited at best.
--I am easily distracted by my Digg feature.
--Moon phases
--Leftover senioritis

SOLUTIONS
--Roll-over Blogging. You can blog more than twixe a week and your extra blogs will be carried over to the next week.
--Prize give aways. If the top blogger was given a prize at the end of every week, we would be more inspired to blog. Top blogers are the people with the most high quality blogs per week.