As you grow older you gain wisdom in many areas. You learn important lessons such as, "hey don't touch that hot stove!," or, "don't listen to english teachers who get fired for public intoxication (Loooongggg story)!" One thing that I have learned is that some songs will get stuck in your head, and they will remain there, indefinitely. These songs are to be avoided at all costs. The only way to fix this problem is to listen to the song on repeat until it leaves. Sometimes this only makes the situation worse and you may develop an acute case of what I call: Song Attachment Derangement Syndrome of Numerical Grandness or SADSONG. If you develop SADSONG there is no cure for you. The only way to fight SADSONG is to try and prevent yourself from falling victim to songs that easily remain in your head. I've compiled a small list of songs that do this. Good luck...my fair people. Shalom.
It's a Small World After All - Disney
The Adverb Song - Schoolhouse Rock
Time is Running Out - Muse
Whatever You Like - T.I.
Single Ladies - Beyonce
Welcome Home - Coheed and Cambria
Kickstart My Heart - Motley Crue
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
Jessie's Girl - Rick Springfield
Peanut Butter Jelly Song - Family Guy
The sick thing is that I linked all these songs so that you can listen to them. You don't have to, but you know what they say...curiosity killed the cat muahaahahahaahaha. Oh and here's a link to some scientific study they did on the subject. It's boring I wouldn't recomend it...
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Time is Running Out and Its a small World I totally agree with. Very nicely put together blog. :)
Thank you very much Mr. McCauley.
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